The Maggie and Laura Podcast (comedy)
The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 97

Maggie and Laura have dusted off the microphones in the Naperville studios after a 11 month hiatus to let you know what noise Laura would make if a snake came out between her legs while she was on the toilet.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show97.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:49pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 96

Lies you tell your kids and more slang from the '20s in Episode 96.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show96.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:43am EDT

First world problems, Oprah's favortie things and baby Violet makes her debut.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show95.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:26am EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 94

YUM!...Placenta eating and pumpkin spice dog treats....a tasty Episode 94!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show94.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:56pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 93

Euphemisms for sex from the 1800's and how to keep you man in Episode 93!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show93.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:45pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 92

Test tube burgers....Prostitution for office supplies...and the girl who didn't wear underwear during the hospital tour in Episode 92!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show92.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:13pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 89

A big announcement and you learn way, way, WAY too much about The Dude in Episode 89.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show89.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:39am EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 84

Is there really a McGangBang on the menu at McDonalds?  Find out in Episode 84!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show84.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:09pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 83

Christmas tales and 2012 wrap up!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show83.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:53pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 82

Elf on the Shelf pressure and help us figure out what that shriveled, mold covered, piece of food was, that Laura found under some furniture.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show82.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:54am EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 81

"Can I have a huge hug or are Apple employees not allowed to show erection?"; Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog; and inappropriate "Elf on the Shelf".

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show81.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:16pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 80

A journey to Twilight...and oh....Swinger talk too!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show80.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:59pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 79

Annoying Facebook poilitical rants, mom jeans...they're back!....and so are Oprah's Favorite Things!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show79.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:56pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 76

Strangers working in the house; iPhone 5 excitement and Blago is bored in prison.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show76.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:25pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 75

Lots of laughs on Episode 75 as Dan, another former Co-host of Maggie, joins us for the show.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show75.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:10am EDT

 The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 74

Laura's vacation, random acts of kidness and somebody died and Maggie hit the "like" button on Facebook....wrong thing to do?  Find out in Episode 74.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show74.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:11pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 73

In Episode 73, what not to do when you see a celebrity and Laura's son totally "c-blocked" a Cicada!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show73.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:38pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 72

T. Skillz loses his temper?.....and tips from 1938 on how to snag a man!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show72.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:52pm EDT

50 Shades of Grey for kids?...Legos for girls...and the new Maggie and Laura Podcast studio is open for business!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show71.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:00am EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 70

Maggie takes a trip down memory lane by reading a letter from a former "dude", circa the 90's; Plus, some horrifying discoveries in the "new Naperville studios".

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show70.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:37pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 69

20 secrets all women keep; What does Laura " fake" to get some alone time?; and The Dude's unflattering elevator story in Episode 69!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show69.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:10pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 68

Find out: Who won the spelling bee between Laura and the Dude; what the Unabomber lists his occupation as; and what the big news is for the Naperville studios.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show68.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:51pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 67

Laura lets toads pee on her and the top 10 baby names in Episode 67

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show67.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:16pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 66

Find out what annoys Maggie and Laura about their husbands in Episode 66!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show66.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:30pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 65

Maggie is reading some smut; the best reason to drive 111mph in a 45mph zone; and Maggie and Laura talk about their first time...drinking.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show65.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:54pm EDT

 The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 64

Most hated baby names; penis graffiti returns to the area; and Laura's strange feet problem.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show64.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:20pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 63

Laura and her chiropractic threesome; "What's our bondage password?"; and if you got busy in the bathroom at the Megadeth show, you may want to check Craigslist.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show63.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:34pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 62

Pre-chewing your child's food and eating your own placenta..Happy Easter everybody!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show62.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:19pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 61

"She found mold where?"; Sorry Illinois necrophiliacs...; and Mazel TiVo!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show61.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:10pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 60

Find out who doesn't change their underwear; The seven stages of going to Target with children; and a home remedy for "The Dude's" problem.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show60.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:30pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 59

A horrifying discovery on "The Dude's" body; What type of woman are you?; and Maggie celebrates a birthday!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show59.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:13pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 58

10 things never to say to a stay at home mom; Maggie's new 70's hobby; and "I'll have the southwest childbirth giller por favor!"

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show58.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:32pm EDT

 The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 57

Maggie lets her unemployed friend pay for lunch; Glamour Magazine Do's and Don'ts; and "My excrement cannot be contained!"

Direct download: Episode_57.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:47pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 56

Laura's boys color her daughter from head to toe and a Maggie and Laura "Caption This Photo" gone wrong...download Episode 56 NOW!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show56.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:14pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 55

A 14 pound baby, wife swapping and Laura's pencil test results in Episode 55!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show55.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:09pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 54

Eating Vicks Vapor Rub; "Baby Think It Over" doll; Celebrity Humblebrags; and banging skunks all on Episode 54!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show54.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:05pm EDT

Maggie and Laura talk about..."I'm Untouchable...B!tch"; Bizarre celebrity baby names; and Maggie's childhood dream of one day owning her very own waterbed.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show53.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:44pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 52

Find out what Laura does to scare her kids; HO-HO-HO, I'm watching you; and they don't call me Suzy Scrotumlicker for nothing!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show52.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:04pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 51

Maggie and the Dude get hitched; guests getting freaky in the family bathroom; and grandma going for midnight ass.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show51.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:43pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 50

Tree climbing cats; What the heck is "Elf on a Shelf"?; Testicle of Lights; and Maggie makes a date with the AT&T guy...all in Episode 50!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show50.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:15am EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 49

#gingerproblems, the turDICKen and Grandma says “Eat my…” in Episode 49!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show49.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:51pm EDT

Chicken pox laced lollipos, The Dude gets waxed and "We've decided on a name...Boleslaw"

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show48.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:20pm EDT

Quick celebrity divorces, tales from Laura’s Halloween and an “interesting” secret ingredient in the cookies…all in Episode 47!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show47.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:01am EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 46

We've been talking about it for a while and we finally did it...Episode 46 is front of a live studio audience!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show46.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:07pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 45

Laura being sick means we get to hear her Demi Moore voice in Episode 45.  Plus, is "The Dude" an illegal?  And "He's the only guy I've ever considered mutilating".

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show45.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:12am EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 44

Maggie melts The Dude's TV; a sperm bank hating on red heads; and what the hell is with Lester Holt's glasses????...all in Episode 44!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show44.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:06pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 43

"Go the Blank to Sleep"; tranny porn and who's password is "Laura has nice boobs"?... all in episode 43!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show43.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:18pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 42

Who talks about their S.T.D. and who won't eat Schweddy Balls?  Find out in Episode 42 of The Maggie and Laura Podcast!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show42.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:04pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 41

Laura's first born heads off to kindergarten; Maggie is an "offbeat bride"; and from the "Damn You Autocorrect" files..."I'm glad I've got a big D#%K"

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show41.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:10pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 40

A big announcement and vagina chicken for dinner...It's episode 40 of the Maggie and Laura Podcast!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show40.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:55pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 39

Maggie reveals a family secret of Laura's on Episode 39.  Plus, more "Damn You Auto Corrects"  AND find out what celebrities Maggie and Laura would "do", "marry" and "kill"!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show39.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:46pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 38

On Episode 38, tales from Laura's vacation, the Naperville Penis Bandit strikes again and "I have a bad case of the manboobs".

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show38.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:44pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 37

Maggie and The Dude manage to make Laura uncomfortable right off the bat.  Plus, "Anything sexual I need to do to take care of my tomato plants?".

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show37_b.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:55pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 36

Let's do Pilots until our legs burn!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show36.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:29pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 35

Russell Crowe sightings; I'll come "blank" you at 7; and Maggie discovers just how disgusting "The Dude" is.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show35.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:13pm EDT

A 'mini' show was recorded because NCTV 17 was at the Naperville Studios interviewing the girls.  Enjoy a brief Episode 34.5!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show34_5.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:14pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 34

Laura's confused about gang bangs; thimble sized cock art; and Leslie from Facebook got pregnant from teriyaki stir fry.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show34.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:40pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 33

Episode 33 has some HILARIOUS mom related "damn you auto corrects"; Maggie never got to ride in the giant skate; and Laura's dog makes it to the horrifying discovery list.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show33.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:11am EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 32

Episode 32 is ready for download!  Congratulations on being a first time homosexual?... Yup..dad said that!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show32.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:52pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 31

Facebook Faux Pas; "I'm a Tinley Cop"; cheese curds, Milwaukee strippers and more in show 31!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show31.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:44pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 30

It's the Mother's Day episode!  We call Laura's mom and find out if Laura was a "mistake"; Dad wants a new what?!?!; and how Osama Bin Laden screwed up Maggie's great Facebook post.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show30.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:44pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 29

Episode 29 for some reason involves a lot of singing by Maggie and Laura; some dirty Facebook Faux Pas; and of course some Royal Wedding talk.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show29.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:40pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 28

A great “Facebook faux pas” that REALLY changed how the date ended; the Naperville penis graffiti case has been solved; and Maggie finds something BIG and disturbing in a Kohl’s ad.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show_28.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:53pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 27

Laura's new dog hates her husband;  Maggie sees penis graffiti "popping up" all over Naperville; and Laura says she is having a mid-life crisis...find out what she is going to do to her hair.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show_27.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:34pm EDT

A new addition to the family for Laura; Maggie fails Laura on some Facebook posts; and why having a toddler is like being at a frat party.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show_26.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:59pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 24

Maggie and Laura share YOUR "Happy Thoughts" ; an ex told Maggie she looks like a bowling pin; we find out how disgusting "The Dude" is; and Laura's son can't get enough of the Chupacabra.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show_24.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:46pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 23

Maggie talks about her last day as host of the Star 96.7 morning show; we do a creepy prank call re-enactment; and of course The Maggie and Laura Podcast is "winning" with Charlie Sheen.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show_23.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:11pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 22

On Podcast 22 you’ll find out what happens when you try to make your Facebook friends prove themselves; Maggie has a potentially embarrassing “Damn You Auto Correct” and we welcome an unexpected country to the Maggie and Laura Podcast.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show_22.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:08pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 21

We welcome our new listeners from Italy, France and the U.K.; find out what Facebook fans of the Maggie and Laura Podcast "like"; and Laura's kids learn the cold hard facts about Darwinism in their back yard.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show_21.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:02pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 20

It's that time of the month...fashion do's and don'ts, Facebooker George's grandmother bought "something" thinking it was a neck massager and welcome Belgium to the Maggie and Laura Podcast!

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show_20.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:30pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 19

Maggie and Laura share their Blizzard 2011 stories, Valentine's Day gifts that will get guys dumped, and speaking of dumped, Maggie tells about the time she got dumped on Valentine's Day.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show19.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:43am EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 18

Maggie lies to hot doctors, we call Laura's husband about female face shaving and The Dude makes a horrifying discovery involving Maggie's cat.

Direct download: maggieandlaura_show18.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:27pm EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 17
Someone on the podcast has a pregnancy scare, OWN Network, Patch.com article.
Direct download: maggieandlaura_show17.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:11am EDT

The Maggie and Laura Podcast-Episode 16

Naperville crime report, horrifying discoveries involving chorizo and a mouse, why your dishwasher doesn't clean anymore.

Direct download: MaggieandLaura_show16.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:09am EDT